i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
(via laughingnancy)
(Source: sheamnessy)
seeing your own post on your dashboard
(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)
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(Source: r--e--v--o--l--v--e--r)
Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.
(via laughingnancy)
i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
(via laughcentre)
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(Source: ogtmoreno)
